The off season

On the way back to L-town from S-ville, I'm pretty sure that I saw Santa Claus driving north on I-15 in a red chevy cobalt. Here's how I know:
1. He was in a red car...red...makes sense
2. He had a long white beard and long white hair...and it was kinda curly
3. He looked like a fat, jolly man
4. He was driving north...hmm...north....north pole...coincidence? I think not
5. He had a hawaiian shirt on...everytime I've seen a picture of santa in the off season he is wearing a hawaiian shirt.

After looking at all the facts, I can definitely conclude that I saw Santa. How lucky can I be? WOOT!!!!